If you are looking to hire an undercover agent, I know just the right person.
Let me give you 4 reasons why he
would benefit you.
Number 1. Pikachu is the best assassin
in the world. Imagine a room full of men dress in suits, wearing sparkling
watches and rings. Do you believe Pikachu can knock out everyone at once? Do
you know how? All he has to do is do one of these [thunderbolt].
Number 2. Imagine meeting Pikachu
on the streets. Isn’t he just adorable? He will charm just about anybody. What
better way to get close to the target than to charm him or her? Nobody can
resist him. Then what? Well, Pikachu may look cute and adorable, but when he
gets his game on [evil Pikachu]…Anyways, moving on
Number 3. You don’t have to worry
about Pikachu getting too close to his targets and starting an actual
relationship with them. Pikachu does not have a change of heart. Remember all
those times when Pikachu and Meowth got lost together? Pikachu saves him, but
when Meowth tries to lead the way, Pikachu simple ignores him. No pity for
Meowth. No friendship for Meowth. Pikachu maintains the same hostility towards
Meowth.
And just imagine what is going
through Pikachu’s mind. Maybe chuck Meowth off the cliff? Leave him in the
forest with other wild beasts? Or perhaps something more sinister [evil
Pikachu]…
Number 4. Underneath all that
friendliness, Pikachu has many henchmen he charmed to work for him. Look at
these! Are you sure Pikachu is best friends with Piplup? And how about Bunneary?
I’m confident that if Pikachu just speaks, Bunneary would be begging Pikachu to
let her help him on his quest.
If you think Pikachu would be one
awesome undercover agent, please leave a comment. Thank you for reading and I’ll see
you next time.
