Why Pikachu Would Be One Awesome Undercover Agent

If you are looking to hire an undercover agent, I know just the right person.

Let me give you 4 reasons why he would benefit you.

Number 1. Pikachu is the best assassin in the world. Imagine a room full of men dress in suits, wearing sparkling watches and rings. Do you believe Pikachu can knock out everyone at once? Do you know how? All he has to do is do one of these [thunderbolt].

Number 2. Imagine meeting Pikachu on the streets. Isn’t he just adorable? He will charm just about anybody. What better way to get close to the target than to charm him or her? Nobody can resist him. Then what? Well, Pikachu may look cute and adorable, but when he gets his game on [evil Pikachu]…Anyways, moving on

Number 3. You don’t have to worry about Pikachu getting too close to his targets and starting an actual relationship with them. Pikachu does not have a change of heart. Remember all those times when Pikachu and Meowth got lost together? Pikachu saves him, but when Meowth tries to lead the way, Pikachu simple ignores him. No pity for Meowth. No friendship for Meowth. Pikachu maintains the same hostility towards Meowth.

And just imagine what is going through Pikachu’s mind. Maybe chuck Meowth off the cliff? Leave him in the forest with other wild beasts? Or perhaps something more sinister [evil Pikachu]…

Number 4. Underneath all that friendliness, Pikachu has many henchmen he charmed to work for him. Look at these! Are you sure Pikachu is best friends with Piplup? And how about Bunneary? I’m confident that if Pikachu just speaks, Bunneary would be begging Pikachu to let her help him on his quest.

If you think Pikachu would be one awesome undercover agent, please leave a comment. Thank you for reading and I’ll see you next time.

Am I Really That Epic?

So…how exactly do you know I’m qualified to help you smash the challenges of your life into bits of dust? The funny thing, is….

That there really are no qualifications that require you to listen to me.

The judge of my posts will be you. You decide whether or not you are changing your life based on what you’ve read. You decide whether my posts will help educate humanity. But most importantly, only you will know whether your soul has grown a little from reading my blog.

I am learning every day. I want to share my experiences with you. I hope by reading this blog, you will not only gain more experience and become smarter, but also find motivation to spark the superhero within you.

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            I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterwards.’
                                                                                                            ~ Kurt Vonnegut

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