It's An Art

I hate it when people jaywalk the wrong way. 

If you are going to jaywalk, do it quickly, and look as if you are walking normally. I hate it when people walk across the street like a turtle who didn't breakfast. What if that truck driver decides to run you over?

Jaywalking is an art form. It takes a master to jaywalk like a boss.

Inner Turmoil

They say "the things you regret the most are those things you never did." So, there is this girl. I don't know why, but I'm attracted to her. I can't say what happened. I see her walking around. Back then I didn't feel anything for her. She was simply a face that I vaguely recognized. But today, something clicked in my head. I could not stop thinking about her. I wonder what this foreshadows. But for whatever reason, I'm hesitant about making a move on her. What's holding me back is not my shyness, but rather, a dark judgment. 

What am I to do?

Organic Chemistry

I want to go on google images and search up benzene. Right now.

That ring looks cool, eh? It looks simple, and yet the things it has made shocked and surprised. Search it up, and you'll see the true strength of benzene.

I think students downplay organic chemistry. Perhaps they have yet to see how organic chemistry applies to other aspects of life. Doctors haven't even appreciated organic chemistry, so I suppose normal people like us have a long way to go to appreciating it.

What do you think?

The Poltergeist

I hate watching horror movies. It scares me so much that I can't sleep for the next week. I can't help but imagine what would happen if the supernatural started to haunt me. I thought about this, and I think I know exactly what would happen.

Let us call the supernatural being haunting me "the poltergeist."

The poltergeist would be standing next to me with an axe raised above his head. His drool will drop onto my face waking me up. As I wake up, I'll probably scream. Then my little brothers beside me would wake up and see the poltergeist. The door to our room would close. My parents would be pounding the door outside. The poltergeist is grinning, as my brothers and I group up together in the corner.

But just as the poltergeist thinks he's got us corner, I'll throw my shirt at him to blind him momentarily. As soon as that happens, I'll take him down onto the ground. My brothers will jump in right after. And we'll decorate the poltergeist's face. The end.

I still don't understand why I'm scared of horror movies if my brothers and I are going to decorate the poltergeist's face should he or she come. Would it not be more reasonable to assume that the poltergeist should be the one scared?

Washroom Dangers

I was using a urinal the other day. One guy had finished his business and walked away. This was three urinals away. The urinal activated its automatic flushing system. Water gushed right out of the urinal flooding the floor. I don't think the guy using the faulty urinal knew his urinal was flooded.

Luckily I was far enough away to avoid the flood. The guy in the stall next to that urinal was not so fortunate. Fortunately, a few people gave the guy in the stall some paper towels to clean himself up.

Wow. What a crazy day in the washroom.

Tactical Offence

Lately I have been busy with my newest blog. It's called Tactical Offence.

This new blog focuses more on my thoughts regarding martial arts. One day, I would like to create my own mixed martial arts system. Hopefully I will get there. 

Check out my new blog here and tell me what you think

http://tacticaloffence.blogspot.ca/ 

Resumes

It's not really your resume itself that I care about, nor what you've done, but rather how you are going to benefit me and benefit society. If you cannot answer that simple question, I do not know what to say.