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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The Poltergeist

I hate watching horror movies. It scares me so much that I can't sleep for the next week. I can't help but imagine what would happen if the supernatural started to haunt me. I thought about this, and I think I know exactly what would happen.

Let us call the supernatural being haunting me "the poltergeist."

The poltergeist would be standing next to me with an axe raised above his head. His drool will drop onto my face waking me up. As I wake up, I'll probably scream. Then my little brothers beside me would wake up and see the poltergeist. The door to our room would close. My parents would be pounding the door outside. The poltergeist is grinning, as my brothers and I group up together in the corner.

But just as the poltergeist thinks he's got us corner, I'll throw my shirt at him to blind him momentarily. As soon as that happens, I'll take him down onto the ground. My brothers will jump in right after. And we'll decorate the poltergeist's face. The end.

I still don't understand why I'm scared of horror movies if my brothers and I are going to decorate the poltergeist's face should he or she come. Would it not be more reasonable to assume that the poltergeist should be the one scared?

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Washroom Dangers

I was using a urinal the other day. One guy had finished his business and walked away. This was three urinals away. The urinal activated its automatic flushing system. Water gushed right out of the urinal flooding the floor. I don't think the guy using the faulty urinal knew his urinal was flooded.

Luckily I was far enough away to avoid the flood. The guy in the stall next to that urinal was not so fortunate. Fortunately, a few people gave the guy in the stall some paper towels to clean himself up.

Wow. What a crazy day in the washroom.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Tactical Offence

Lately I have been busy with my newest blog. It's called Tactical Offence.

This new blog focuses more on my thoughts regarding martial arts. One day, I would like to create my own mixed martial arts system. Hopefully I will get there. 

Check out my new blog here and tell me what you think

http://tacticaloffence.blogspot.ca/