Can You Please Smile?

I know, your teeth look hideous. I can assure you, they are nowhere near as hideous as mine. Have you seen my front two teeth?

And even when my teeth look hideous, when I smile, people smile back. And they don't smile back because of my teeth. How do I know? One, because they look me in the eye when they smile. And two, because they are far enough away that they won't see how hideous my teeth is.

So smile! Smiling is good for you. Smiling makes other people feel good. Smiling may increase your lifespan by who knows how much. 

Can you please smile?

Some Fast Food Logic

Here's a math problem for you.

People can buy one Big Mac for approximately $5. Let's say, on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being starving like a giraffe, and 10 being stuffed like a turkey, they Big Mac fills you up to a level of 7.

Now, I usually like to buy 3 McDoubles. Each McDouble costs $1.69, which comes to a total of $5.07. If I shove all three burgers down my throat, I fill up to a 12, which is stuffed like a dead turkey. So, why do people buy a Big Mac and not get filled up when they can buy 3 McDoubles and save one for later?

Song of a Sleepless Child Part 2

Let their undead legions come

I am living, they are dead

The fire of my heart will engulf them in my flames of courage

My fists, my flames

My room, my rules

My battle, my victory

I see their horns, I smell their breathe, I hear their roars

The first hand tries to grab me

I burn the hand off its body

Hands ascend from underneath the bed

The closet shakes with legions

The owl screams in fear

Flames surround my fists

My room burns in my eternal blaze

Let the war begin

Song of a Sleepless Child Part 1

Two minutes ago, the clock struck midnight
The owl perched on the rooftop
As if it was in the moon's spotlight
A scream, and the owl jumped with a hop

Don't worry, just go to sleep
You did not hear a screaming sound
It was probably just a lonely sheep
Go to sleep and don't look around

Still can't enter your nightly slumber?
Do you know what happens when you are awake?
They come in endless numbers
Making sure you will never wake

I Will Never Eat a Fortune Cookie Again

I opened a fortune cookie the other day. 

There was nothing inside of it.

What am I suppose to make of this?

Is my future empty? Is my future a mystery? Maybe my future is sweet and delicious, just like the fortune cookie.

I hate it when I don't get answers. At least tell me something so I don't get bored. What a waste of a fortune cookie. What happens if the next fortune cookie I open was also empty? Would that mean that my life will become pitch black bleak?

To avoid all the troubles of seeing another empty fortune cookie, I decide not to open another one. I think I'll rather spend my money on something like Oreos.

A Marvelous Use of a Credit Card Besides Emptying Your Bank Account

It sucks when I pull out my credit card. I always realize that this piece of plastic really means nothing besides my poor bank account and big fat zero that comes with it. What am I to do with this piece of plastic? I will give you an idea of what you can do with it.

You know, in the morning when you take out your slice of bread and jam, and try to spread the jam with a knife, it does not get spread out evenly. I hate it when this happens. But when I used my credit card as the spreader, the jam spread evenly onto the whole slice of spread. I don't know why, but hey! it made feel happy myself.

The Darkness of a Superhero Part 3

Now, consider a superhero, and this time, he or she is truly a superhero, like the Marvel and DC ones.

He or she has saved your city from many villains and crime. They have done everything possible to stop the city from crumbling. The question is, " How long can this superhero keep this up for? How long will their good hearts and pure souls last until they finally start thinking that 'maybe evil cannot be vanquished with good. To vanquish evil itself means to be evil yourself and to kill others with no mercy. Only then would other evils learn to fear you.' "

This is a scary thought. Many people go to places with a pure heart, but come out with their hearts tainted. I am scared of these people. I think you need to worry about these people too. Sometimes they forget why they do something, and end up doing something that does not reflect their true core values.

Thank you for journeying with me through the hearts of superheroes.