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Thursday, March 26, 2015

3 Best Weapons Against An Alien Invasion

It could happen today. It could happen tomorrow. It could happen 100 years after our generation. If we don’t prepare for it, we will be exterminated from the planet. Do we want to leave our planet open for alien destruction? If not, I have three weapons that can be used against the alien invasion.

Giants

No, we’re not referring to the giants from Jack and the Beanstalk. We’re talking about the giants from Pacific Rim. But the difference between the Pacific Rim Jaegers and our robots, is that we don’t have to limit ourselves to rocket powered punches, explosives, and blades. Why, we can use deadly acids, nuclear weapons, and even biological weapons. I’m sure the giant robots we will be making can shoot missiles out of their chests and knock out an entire alien fleet.

Quantum Teleportation

You know, quantum mechanics has gone to point where they are considering teleporting people from one place to another. If this technology does become real, we will have a weapon of our own. Imagine one person against a fleet of aliens. All he or she has to do is teleport around each alien and destroy them one by one. The aliens can’t hit our one person army, but our one person army can annihilate an entire battalion.

Music Fest

Have we ever consider the possibility that the alien soldiers are tired of invading other planets? Maybe they just want to go home to their families. In other words, they are demoralized. Why not demoralize them even more with music? They’ll be shaking their bodies so much they’ll forget about invading Earth.

Keep these possibilities in mind in case an alien invasion occurs. Share these ideas with friends and families, and see what they will use to defend themselves against invaders.

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