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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

A Marvelous Use of a Credit Card Besides Emptying Your Bank Account

It sucks when I pull out my credit card. I always realize that this piece of plastic really means nothing besides my poor bank account and big fat zero that comes with it. What am I to do with this piece of plastic? I will give you an idea of what you can do with it.

You know, in the morning when you take out your slice of bread and jam, and try to spread the jam with a knife, it does not get spread out evenly. I hate it when this happens. But when I used my credit card as the spreader, the jam spread evenly onto the whole slice of spread. I don't know why, but hey! it made feel happy myself.

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