If you are looking to hire a
nurse, I know just the right person.
Here he is. Let me give you a
rundown of his resume and 4 reasons why he would benefit you.
Number 1. Shrek is extremely
hygienic. Look at him! He wears a mask as a safety precaution while he is
dealing with the dragon and treating her fire breath. And remember when Fiona
wanted to pull the arrow out of Shrek’s bottom? Shrek doesn’t let her. Why?
Because pulling the arrow out may lead to the spread of blood born diseases. Clean enough for you?
Number 2. He knows how to entertain kids. Shrek understands the mechanics of making an awesome balloon. And if
kids have a party in the playroom, Shrek is a wild party animal. Imagine how
wild the kids will be when they Shrek screams as he does in Shrek Forever
After.
Number 3. He will stand up for
the rights of his patient and the facility. Look, when the swamp was
overcrowded, Shrek goes to Lord Farquaad to fight for the right of the swamp in
hopes of making it less crowded. And do you remember all those knights that he
had to scare away? He did that all to make people stay away so that he could
take care of others and himself.
Number 4. Shrek is a master of
getting people to do what he wants. Don’t believe his skills? How about when he
got Donkey to do this [crossing the bridge]? If that isn't some epic jedi sublimal skills, I don't know what is.
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